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EverwonderOne
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Name: Michael Michael
Country: United States
State: Illinois
Metro: Chicago
Birthday: 12/11/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: Interests, huh? Well: drums, math, people, soccer, gymnastics, being a positive role-model, women, food, family, writing poetry, singing, playing the guitar, Superman, swimming and diving... annnnnd chocolate... haha... nobody reads this thing anyway... I also like: making faces at strangers when they aren't looking... starting conversations with random people... letting people believe I work for a secret organization... making people laugh... telling the corniest jokes... the word "imperturbable"... you're not still reading this, are you? Sick-o...
Expertise: Drums... loving... humor... bricks...
Occupation: Student
Industry: Education/Research
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  EverwonderDrums
Member Since:
9/6/2004
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| Wow! So, it's been a while... sue me! Where to start? In short: Jayme and I broke up. I got a big promotion at work. I bought a new car ('07 Nissan Versa). Christmas was alright. It was good to see the family. New Years Eve was simply awesome, although we didn't end up in Joliet. We were in a highrise appartment overlooking Navy Pier... heh... And I didn't get a New Years kiss. That about sums it up, I think. Life has been pretty amazing all things considered. Sorry this one's a lame-o, but, when I have more time, I'll fill you in. FUN: Ask me a question, and I will answer it honestly. It can be anything... ANYTHING! Just leave a comment, and I'll respond on your profile, k? It's gonna get really interesting I feel  Happy Nude Year everyone! -mikey | | |
| Let me just start this long awaited update by saying that Jayme is the greatest person on this earth! We had a blast! Our hotel was right on the ocean, so anytime we wanted to, we could just go out, lay on the beach, relax... ahhh... how I long to go back. We met up with Melissa, one of Jayme's best friends who attends the University of Florida. She was promoting for a party at her school and we were invited. The party was to be held at a bar, Metropolis (with free drinks until midnight!) We both had just a few drinks and we continued dancing like we knew how Everything just worked out perfectly... so perfect that we both are really thinking about moving there for a while. We'll see where our lives take us, but for now, we're just focusing on getting back to our respective universities. She's leaving in the morning and I'll be going with her and her parents to help move her in. Then it'll be back her for some packing and whatnot until Thursday. I hope everyone is in good spirits and good health... I... I missed you guys 
In sickness and in health,
Mikey-mike | | |
| I'm going to Florida with Jayme for Spring Break!!! (Loud crowd applause)
Thank you! Thank you! It's going to be amaaaaazing! Have a great week everybody!
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| Lot's of awesome things to report!
Everything is awesome in life!
I'm a weird and crazy mo-fo!
I love Jayme with all my heart!
Lightning and thunder make me pee!
Do you like roast beef and pea soup?!
My nick-name is Lil Mikey Jizz!
These statements are eight syllables!
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| At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later
discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a
flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, and
a calculator. Attorney General John Ashcroft believes the man is a
member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged with
carrying weapons of math instruction.
Al-gebra is a very fearsome
cult, indeed. They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and
sometimes go off on a tangent in a search of absolute value. They
consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like "x" and "y", and,
although they are frequently referred to as "unknowns", we know they
really belong to a common denominator and are part of the axis of
medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the great Greek
philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every angle,
and if God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he
would have given us more fingers and toes.
Therefore, I'm
extremely grateful that our government has given us a sine that it is
intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are so willing to
disintegrate us with calculus disregard. These statistic bastards love
to inflict plane on every sphere of influence. Under the
circumferences, it's time we differentiated their root, made our point,
and drew the line.
These weapons of math instruction have the
potential to decimal everything in their math on a scale never before
seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to
factor-in random facts of vertex. As our Great Leader would say, "Read
my ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of -- though they
continue to multiply, their days are numbered and the hypotenuse will
tighten around their necks."
... that's all I've got, folks. Math = humor! What can I say?!
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